5 ✖ i'm too lazy for a sex pun today... (video)

[nostandards]

[at first, the camera tunes into a sleeping figure, cozily bundled up in a bed in one of the higher-up suites. the whole thing is pretty peaceful. nothing really out of the ordinary here... except, well, there's a spot where something is sort of poking about under the sheets

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[fingerbanged]

[LOOOOOOL this is priceless--also he is thankfully Puu-less]

You get yourself acquainted with it, of course!

[nostandards]

[YOU ASS]

Yeah, I'm sure you'd know all about that, dickwad.

[fingerbanged]

[THIS IS PAYBACK]

'Course I do! It's a man's greatest gift, isn't it?

[nostandards]

You're fuckin' pathetic, y'know that? Bet you couldn't even get some tail if you fuckin' tried.

[POOF more roses cry]

[princess_tenko]

... The roses are a bit much.

[nostandards]

They're not my fuckin' idea! Y'think I want these little shits poppin' up out of nowhere all the time?

[roses, roses everywhere]

[princess_tenko]

I imagine not.

[nostandards]

Glad we're on the same goddamn page, then. Tch, I hate roses...

video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Goodness! You don't have to yell!

[a pause as she dramatically rubs in her ear, making a face and obviously deaf forever.]

I think it just means you need different underwear. And you know, you haven't got to do anything with it other than put it in place in the new underwear~!

Re: video

[nostandards]

WELL MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A DRAMATIC BITCH. You try dealin' with somethin' like this!

Re: video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I'm not the one shouting.

But...I'm sure I'd freak out too, if I woke up like that...

Re: video

[nostandards]

Then why are you givin' me shit about it, huh?