God, is that Sig-shit finally over? Fina-fuckin'-lly, am I right? I could do without any of that crap cloggin' up my Guide. There are other things in this fuckin' dump that need attention!
L-ike how yours truly recently starred in one of those dating sim things! I thought it was gonna be a goddamn drag to record that pansy-ass bullshit for the whole month, but whaddya know? It was pretty great! Nothin' wrong with gettin' a little more recognition. Not like I need the money anymore, either, but hey! Having a little more never hurt anyone~ An' y'know what? I'm feelin' pretty fuckin' generous tonight! I'll give you all a special sneak preview of the game. Fuck what the producers'll say, this shit'll be bound to get interest up and stiff in anticipation for the actual release!
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ATTACHED FILE-warning: the contents are not what they're expected to be. or, well, to be fair, they're exactly what you'd expect from Panty. but contrary to popular belief, she did actually record appropriate, G-rated lines for this game! she just. accidentally uploaded the wrong file.]
It's amazing, right, right? Why the fuck am I askin', of course it is-it's got me in it! The game doesn't come out 'till the end of the month, so I hope this... satisfies you for now~ Panty, out!