Twenty-Second Lap (Video)
[[The feed begins and we see Richezza without his shirt. However, he's covered in... something red? Is that blood? Nah, it's just tomato sauce. Or... some sort of pie. He's grumbling, anyway.]]
I thought my jokes were funny. My audience disagrees, though they're all dumb anyway.
...But, I guess this means I'm not cut out for doing stand-up comedy. Looks like some people just can't appreciate a good joke.
[[He wipes some tomato goop off his face.]]
Whatever.
Does anyone have any suggestions on how I should decorate my apartment? It's kind of... bland. Like, really bland. It's like a week-old stale cracker that you find on your bedside table, and you're really hungry, right? But your bed is nice and warm, so you don't wanna get out of bed. So you eat it, but it tastes awful. But you're so hungry, you don't bother spitting it out. You just down it and roll over, then go back to sleep. But then your mouth gets dry, so you have to get out of bed and get water anyway. Which pretty much negates the whole thing, which sucks a lot.
Also, I need to talk to Feferi. And Wolf. And Momotaros.
...And I need to buy some more crackers. All of mine went stale.
[[He's about to shut off the feed, but then he has one more thought to say that he had forgotten about.]]
Oh, right, and my offer for roommates still stands!
I thought my jokes were funny. My audience disagrees, though they're all dumb anyway.
...But, I guess this means I'm not cut out for doing stand-up comedy. Looks like some people just can't appreciate a good joke.
[[He wipes some tomato goop off his face.]]
Whatever.
Does anyone have any suggestions on how I should decorate my apartment? It's kind of... bland. Like, really bland. It's like a week-old stale cracker that you find on your bedside table, and you're really hungry, right? But your bed is nice and warm, so you don't wanna get out of bed. So you eat it, but it tastes awful. But you're so hungry, you don't bother spitting it out. You just down it and roll over, then go back to sleep. But then your mouth gets dry, so you have to get out of bed and get water anyway. Which pretty much negates the whole thing, which sucks a lot.
Also, I need to talk to Feferi. And Wolf. And Momotaros.
...And I need to buy some more crackers. All of mine went stale.
[[He's about to shut off the feed, but then he has one more thought to say that he had forgotten about.]]
Oh, right, and my offer for roommates still stands!