Brittanyism #of "M"s in the letter R

[lovesagoodmisog]

I still don't understand what soups or bowls have to do with football.

[pause]

All this talk about food is making me hungry.  I wonder if that one restaurant down on the planet is still open.  You know...the one that lets you choose between two different kinds of Sex on the Beach.

I like that restaurant.

Comments

[notasinglelady]

I'm not an expert when it comes to football but I'm pretty sure you are mixing concepts there, Brit.

I'm not sure if I shall let you alone in that planet.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I hope not. I'm not very good at cooking.

How come?

[notasinglelady]

Because recipes are hard, right?

Everyone is only interested in debauchery. [Well done, Kurt, use a word she will never understand :/]

[lovesagoodmisog]

Except for the ones making things like brownies. Those are soft.

Is that, like, a French dessert?

[lovesagoodmisog]

But I thought knocking was the polite thing to do.