2 ✖ little fuckers (video)
[so, in the midst of all this Holosseum business, people may or may not have noticed that everyone's favorite bitchy angel (not that she has much competition...) has also gone missing. a quick look at the line-ups shows she's not there either, though. so where in the world is she?]
[well, you asked for it.]
[the feed starts out innocently enough, showing a seemingly empty hotel room down on the planet, but the careful viewer may notice there's a slight creaking noise coming from the bed, which has a strange-looking lump under its covers... a strangely arranged pile of pillows, maybe? ha ha, no, fuck you. a sudden outburst of moans and other... lively noises... fills the room (quite literally!). Panty then emerges from under the covers, revealing a man in bed with her. for a while, they just lie there, panting... and then Panty glares at her, uh. companion. yeah, let's go with that.]
Now get the fuck out. I got someone else comin' in ten minutes, so pack your shit and make it quick, all right? I know firsthand you don't have a problem with doin' that~ -Seriously, though, you better start haulin' some ass or my fist is meetin' your face, no matter how nice it is.
[the man grumbles and gathers his things. once he's out the door, Panty covers herself up with some blankets and turns onto her stomach to reach for her Guide. then she realizes it's on! ... luckily she is a shameless whore and doesn't give two shits, fully aware of what she just broadcasted. she simply waves to the camera, mischievous grin on her lips.]
Go~od morning, shitstains! Goddamn, I love this planet. Can we stay here for, oh, I dunno-fuckin' forever?
[well, you asked for it.]
[the feed starts out innocently enough, showing a seemingly empty hotel room down on the planet, but the careful viewer may notice there's a slight creaking noise coming from the bed, which has a strange-looking lump under its covers... a strangely arranged pile of pillows, maybe? ha ha, no, fuck you. a sudden outburst of moans and other... lively noises... fills the room (quite literally!). Panty then emerges from under the covers, revealing a man in bed with her. for a while, they just lie there, panting... and then Panty glares at her, uh. companion. yeah, let's go with that.]
Now get the fuck out. I got someone else comin' in ten minutes, so pack your shit and make it quick, all right? I know firsthand you don't have a problem with doin' that~ -Seriously, though, you better start haulin' some ass or my fist is meetin' your face, no matter how nice it is.
[the man grumbles and gathers his things. once he's out the door, Panty covers herself up with some blankets and turns onto her stomach to reach for her Guide. then she realizes it's on! ... luckily she is a shameless whore and doesn't give two shits, fully aware of what she just broadcasted. she simply waves to the camera, mischievous grin on her lips.]
Go~od morning, shitstains! Goddamn, I love this planet. Can we stay here for, oh, I dunno-fuckin' forever?