First spell: Great intro, or greatest intro? [ VIDEO ]
Okay, everyone. Listen carefully.
[ Jiang-shi is dressed in a long sleeved cheongsam. Apparently she was ganked out of her world during some festival. She speaks in a firm, dead serious tone of voice. ]
Nobody die. Not a single one of you. Die and you will die the death. Hell has been destroyed, and you will not have anywhere to go after you ditch the meatbag that is your body.
[ Of course, this cannot be the most unusual thing spoken today, right? Oh, and she should add: ]
... and my name is Jiang-shi Chiao. I'm a Taoist practitioner from Guangdong, China.
[ Jiang-shi is dressed in a long sleeved cheongsam. Apparently she was ganked out of her world during some festival. She speaks in a firm, dead serious tone of voice. ]
Nobody die. Not a single one of you. Die and you will die the death. Hell has been destroyed, and you will not have anywhere to go after you ditch the meatbag that is your body.
[ Of course, this cannot be the most unusual thing spoken today, right? Oh, and she should add: ]
... and my name is Jiang-shi Chiao. I'm a Taoist practitioner from Guangdong, China.