Dec 11, 2010 19:00
Hey Toadgramps. I'm sure you were just trying to be nice or something, leaving me a book to read in this boring place and all, but can you come get it? It's pretty gross. I'd have to be some kind of old pervert or desperate teenager to want to read this crap.
Icha Icha Paradise? The hell is this? Honestly, the author can't even write. How many fancy descriptive words do you need for over sized, saggy tits? It feels like I'm reading a St*phenie M*yer novel, only with a thousand boobs instead of vampires. Who would publish this crap? People like you are the reason this garbage sells, Toadgramps. I'm actually really creeped out that you'd give this to me in the first place.
[now it sounds like he's putting his hand over the mic and speaking to someone else]
Excuse me, nurse! Do you have a spare bedpan? I want to get rid of this garbage-- No? Awww, too bad.
Oh well, it was worth a shot.
[OOC~ So, Kamui apparently has a bad habit of picking fights with people he can't beat, and thus, has taken a beating from Jiraiya and ended up in the hospital yet again. Jiraiya, being the nice old pervert man that he is, supplied dear Kamui with some wholesome reading reading material.]
kamui