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[This? This is just a text advertisement for... a service. A very special service.]
TRUST ; A SWIFT, CLEAN JOB ; YOUR SAFETY REASSURED
A highly trusted name is now aboard the S. S. Thor - De Killer. After years of near-flawless work on another planet, the third in line is once again open for business.
Should you require my services or any answers, dear reader, direct your message here - your privacy is not at risk. I, Shelly de Killer, can offer you my word: all of my targets are consistently eliminated with accuracy and efficiency; I make sure to protect my clients to the best of my abilities until it is absolutely certain that no crime can be pinned on them.
Hundreds of clients pleased.
(I would, in fact, offer testimonials, but any of those would be clearly forged and I am here to mislead no one.)
((OOC: A-As mentioned here. 8D;; All replies anonymous unless otherwise mentioned. If your filter is on, all references to murder, as vague as they are, will be replaced with references to baking delicious cakes. Let's pretend this is not a terrible ad, shall we?))
TRUST ; A SWIFT, CLEAN JOB ; YOUR SAFETY REASSURED
A highly trusted name is now aboard the S. S. Thor - De Killer. After years of near-flawless work on another planet, the third in line is once again open for business.
Should you require my services or any answers, dear reader, direct your message here - your privacy is not at risk. I, Shelly de Killer, can offer you my word: all of my targets are consistently eliminated with accuracy and efficiency; I make sure to protect my clients to the best of my abilities until it is absolutely certain that no crime can be pinned on them.
Hundreds of clients pleased.
(I would, in fact, offer testimonials, but any of those would be clearly forged and I am here to mislead no one.)
((OOC: A-As mentioned here. 8D;; All replies anonymous unless otherwise mentioned. If your filter is on, all references to murder, as vague as they are, will be replaced with references to baking delicious cakes. Let's pretend this is not a terrible ad, shall we?))