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[2 Leagues] [Video]

Oct 20, 2009 23:51

[See monkey. See monkey kicking violently at the door of room 5-2. The poor door looks like it's about to break in half each time and seems to be politely asking Goku to cease violently beating on it.]

HEY! SHINJIRO, YOU BASTARD, LET'S DO THIS THING! Don't tell me you chickened out!

[ooc; Blame Badou. 8);b]

son goku

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[ACTION] and_my_ax October 21 2009, 04:58:37 UTC

[AN AXE SPLITS THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE, which promptly screams because OH FUCK IT'S AN AXE.]

Shut. The fuck. Up.

[ACTION] GOD I CAN'T FIND GOOD FUCKING ACTION ICONS meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 05:24:21 UTC

[Goku doesn't wait to hear what Shinjiro says, impatient as he is- the minute the guy is visible from behind the two pieces of door, there's a foot coming at his face, and fast]

TAKE THAT!

Re: [ACTION] and_my_ax October 21 2009, 05:28:28 UTC

[The foot connects solidly with Shinji's chest, sending him back peddling a bit into the darkness of the hallway. A split second later, a clear gunshot is heard and an enormous demon beast bursts through the wall and tears through the doorway, roaring.]

You got tricked you stupid fuck!

[ACTION] meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 05:35:45 UTC

Wh- A summoned fiend!?

[Goku's eyes widen and the nyoi-bo staff forms in his hand just in time for him to hold it out in front of himself to defend against the summon, gritting his teeth as is collides with him and trying to push it back]

Tricked? What the hell are you talking about!? You started this!

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[ACTION] nicotine_patch October 21 2009, 06:02:28 UTC

[watching TV on the floor]

[has forgotten about this shit entirely]

[smoke smoke smoke]

[mother of christ Uma Thurman is a fine piece of ass]

[ACTION] meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 06:07:06 UTC

[With a shriek, Badou's door goes FLYING off its hinges]

HEY! BADOU NAILS!

SHOW YOUR STUPID ASS!

Re: [ACTION] nicotine_patch October 21 2009, 06:09:44 UTC

[OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK]

[he jumps up immediately, obviously used to these kinds of surprises]

[slams the TV off, he grabs his smokes and turns to climb out the window-

-that he doesn't have anymore]

[FUCK SPACE]

[ACTION] I choked on my Craisins laughing I hope you're happy >B| meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 06:18:37 UTC

[Stops. Stares. Blinks.]

[Oh okay he thought it was Gojyo for a minute MOVES FASTER THAN BADOU'S ONE, PUNY LITTLE HUMAN EYE CAN SEE AND LAUNCHES HIS FOOT RIGHT INTO HIS FACE]

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[JUST SCREAMING LOUDLY FROM HIS ROOM DON'T MIND HIM] homuncuprince October 21 2009, 07:14:07 UTC

SHUT THE FUCK UP OUT THERE.

[I'm sorry Goku isn't mature enough to not respond] meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 07:26:25 UTC

YOU SHUT UP.

inarticulateman October 21 2009, 09:07:48 UTC

This oughta be good...

[video] onehotkappa October 21 2009, 11:31:21 UTC

Picking fights already, monkey?

[video] meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 12:31:28 UTC

Yeah, but they're all wimps...

[Pouting]

[video] onehotkappa October 21 2009, 12:41:15 UTC

Aww, d'you miss when the whole world was out to get you~?

[video] meatbun_monkey October 21 2009, 13:07:02 UTC

No, yeesh.

But it's no fun if they just fall over when you kick 'em, either. I guess he's just a normal human, after all.

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