|| 4- [video]

[parallelistic]

[someone looks absolutely disgusted.]

I take back every nice thing I have ever said about that- that abomination. He is a crime against nature and-

[he looks down. You cannot see this but there is dirt. smudged. all over his shoes.]

... my shoes

Comments

video;

[nostray]

Yer gonna have t'specify.

video;

[parallelistic]

Black☆Star! He is an absolute barbarian, you wouldn't believe what he considers hygiene! Disgusting, it's like moving backward in time to he most primitive times possible. Even they probably understood the many uses of water besides drinking and ruining other people's clothes and hair.

Re: video;

[nostray]

... huh. Never head o' him. [WAS PINGED BY ABOMINATION but has been disappointed. how could you, kid, how could you]

Re: video;

[parallelistic]

You are fortunate. [if you want to hear more abominations let him get a good look at your hair sir :| ]

Are you one of the newer arrivals? I don't believe we've met.

[notasinglelady]

What happened?

[parallelistic]

Ah Kurt. [his smile falls as soon as he catches that question. the horror.] Black☆Star happened, as he usually does. You should see the state of my clothes thanks to that barbarian.

[notasinglelady]

[Poor man :<]Did he hurt you? And yes, that looks pretty bad. If you don't have more clothes you can borrow mine.

[parallelistic]

Not intentionally- well, that's a lie. We were training, a shortsighted mistake on my part. Hmph, that idiot... [he pauses and offers a small smile.] Thank you, I believe I can manage. How are you Kurt?

[stompyerface]

Huh? What happened?

[parallelistic]

My friend is barbaric and not only are most of my clothes filthy and probably ruined my shoes... this is absolutely unacceptable! I've been trying to clean them and- [yes, watch hims furiously shine those shoes which actually look pretty much immaculate. Apparently Kid doesn't think so.

And thankfully he pauses.] We haven't met, have we?

[stompyerface]

[Startled silence while he rants. Chie kinda jumps a little when he asks a question.]

Uh, no, I don't think so. I'm Chie Satonaka.

[parallelistic]

Nice to meet you Miss Satonaka, I- [ahhh the shoes why won't they get clean??? this is the worst thing that EVER happened! He can't handle this, just look at them

He starts to get teary] This is hopeless...

[ineuphony]

Their laws are a little...odd.

[parallelistic]

Admittedly that is true, but their laws are absolute.

Hello Maka, it's certainly been a while. How are you?

[ineuphony]

Yeah, it has! I've been good. What about you? How's... whatever you're doing?

[parallelistic]

I was training with Black☆Star [ :| ] You can no doubt imagine the conditions.

Has there been any trouble? [his eyes narrow] Noah?

[onewithwild]

What happened?

[parallelistic]

My shoes! Look at them, not only were they filthy but one side is likely scuffed beyond repair- this is awful, horrible, the absolute worst...

[onewithwild]

You can always ask someone to repair it, or buy new shoes.