romeo and juliet - on a balcony they met [video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Good lord, is this thing even on -

[there's a pause as Renge shakes her guide, ad a large thunk as she slams it down onto the desk of her room

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[action] it's like the best room ever

[sturmnbatarangs]

[So, Renge. He could find so, so many things that are wrong with what you just said.]

I'm in my eighties, actually.

[Also, fun fact? You probably had absolutely no idea he was anywhere near you before he spoke up. THEM'S THE BREAKS HOPE YOU HAVE FUN LIVING WITH BATMAN.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

[he just stares at her for a second]

[then turns around and gets back to unpacking]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING BRO.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

[oh Renge the first thing about Batman is he always leaves you hanging]

[but look! it looks like that dog they were talking about is coming in here to sniff the place out]

[this dog is one bamf of a great dane. he helps solve crimes and doesn't afraid of anything]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[oh how cute.]

[she wipes her hand off on her skirt and reaches it out for him to sniff.]

Hi, there, puppy...~!

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

[Bruce is keeping the biggest eye on all of this but hey you know what Renge you're actually doing pretty well]

[Ace sniffs it! And decides she's absolutely harmless so he goes off to investigate something in the corner]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[aww! cute puppy!]

[oblivious to Bruce watching her, Renge trots after the huge dog and attempts to pat him on the head gently. she really does like dogs,and can't wait until Bruce is gone so she can try to dress up Ace in a princess dress.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

[Ace tenses up, but he and Bruce have some special bond or some touchy-feely bullshit and Bruce is pretty clearly telling him not to bite her hand off for whatever reason so he just growls verrrry slightly.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[she takes that as a good sigh and strokes his spine lightly.]

I bet you're a great watchdog. [which is good, because this girl makes enemies like she does friends.]

Re: [action] yeah >B[

[sturmnbatarangs]

That's his job.

[Remember how he does that sneaking up on people thing? Don't mind him, just ninjaing around this place.]

[action] YOU DON'T MIND SOME THREAD JACKING DO YOU?

[whatsolarsystem]

[Wait, so now there are going to be pets in his new room?

Hrm. :|a

I'll just be sitting over here cleaning my violin.]

Not exactly the friendliest-looking creature.

Re: [action] I LOVE THREADJACKING MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

[sturmnbatarangs]

[Oh you bet your socially incompetent ass there are going to be pets in this room.]

That's because he isn't.

[The friendliest creature, he means. In fact this is a pretty vicious dog.]

Nevertheless, you'll be fine if you don't provoke him.

[action] SWEET

[whatsolarsystem]

[Oh, Sherlock doesn't plan on provoking the creature. It looks quite vicious, and Sherlock always was pretty adverse to getting his jugular ripped out or anything similar.]

Don't worry. Pets don't interest me. [unless for the sake of experimenting but THAT'S PROBABLY OUT WITH THIS ONE]

Just hope he doesn't mind the occasional sonata.

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[sturmnbatarangs]

[Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock. If you try experimenting on his dog, the dog will kill you. And that way Bruce won't have to. Everybody wins!]

[Bruce and Ace share a glance no really he's sharing a glance with his dog just roll with it before Bruce continues.]

It should be fine. He's trained enough.

[action]

[whatsolarsystem]

[FINE. I don't want to experiment on your dog anyway. I'll just bring home body parts from the morgue like usual and experiment on those instead.]

[oh my god who the hell came up with this room listing]

Good. [idly waving his violin bow in Bruce's direction] So. [unearths the room listing from his memory]

You're obviously not John. And you don't seem like the type to carry a surname of 'Houshakouji'. I take it you're Bruce Wayne?

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[sturmnbatarangs]

[GOOD YOU DO THAT BU a genius]

That's right. Sherlock Holmes, then.

[He doesn't sound surprised that Sherlock got his name right, but he's not showing any indication that he knows anything about Sherlock, either. Which is a big lie, you crazy literary character.]