[ C A L L ] I'm in position. Target sighted. [rustle rustle.] I'm using stealth tactics to follow. They shouldn't know I'm here. Oh, this is fun! [rustle rustle.] What should I do? Can I save? This looks like a challenge... But I won't back down. I'm going in!
[ACTION] [So you're just going about your regular Improbability Drive event
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Hello hello?
[...She still answers like she would a regular phone call.]
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...You know you're horrible at sneaking, right? You're moving in plain sight of the surveillance cameras.
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[Mayday, mayday! Barrel roll!
...Except barrel rolls are meant for barrels and not boxes, so what happens is momentum carries Aerith through most of one roll, bashing the corners of the box, and then she rolls out of it and behind the nearby staircase.]
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[yeah you could say he kinda stopped short in the middle of the hallway as soon as he walked in because]
[gosh all these random boxes look terribly suspicious 8|aaa]
[SNEAK UP ON HIM WHILE HE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED GO ONNN 8U]
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[peering through little cardboard slot]
[ahhhhh so cute. It's too bad she's not dressed like...well...you]
[oh well TIME FOR TICKLING]
[bursts out of box from behind and tickles his sides]
Caught you!
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That can't be an ordinary trash can...
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[there's a metallic "ow!" from inside it.]
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[Looking around, sees the box just sitting there all of a sudden.]
NGH!
[Dives back under the table and stares at the box from behind his fingers paws.]
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Aliens around the cafe are doing double takes as they notice this showdown between lion and box.]
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[...At least, he hopes it's not a bomb.]
[Slooooowly crawls forward on hands and knees, and gently pokes the box with a soft rubber claw before withdrawing his hand again as though he'd been burned.]
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[Well... well, if they're this close, she doesn't need stealth anymore really, right? Just speed and the advantage of surprise. Yes.]
[Pitches box off; her braid flutters in the air as she rushes in to tickle...!]
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