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[vivalavespa]

Maaaan, cutting hair is so boring. All I do is snip snip hair-dry and wait for the scream. But whatever, it pays. But thanks to those rabbits on the moon I haven't had to pay for dinner for a while.

All riiiight. (¬≥⌂≤)⁄΅♪

Emoticons are fun.

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Hahaha~

Comments

[virulentfacade]

Is your brain fully functional?

[virulentfacade]

Do I look like a fucking alien?

[vivalavespa]

Why yes. Yes you do.

[virulentfacade]

Aren't you so clever.

[vivalavespa]

That's what I was aiming for.

[virulentfacade]

What did you mean by your remark, brat.

[vivalavespa]

You mean you can't tell?

[virulentfacade]

Don't be a shit. You said I haven't been here long. Why does it matter?

[vivalavespa]

But it's so much fun.

Because you haven't run into an alien who is bigger and stronger than you yet. This is the universe, buddy. There's someone out there who is better than you. There always is.

[virulentfacade]

I can become whatever I want to be, girl. Size hardly makes a difference. Nothing is above a homunculus.

[vivalavespa]

It's just an expression of sorts~

But if that's what you want to think, I won't stop you.

[virulentfacade]

You're sorely mistaken if you think homunculi aren't superior.

[vivalavespa]

To humans? Sure. To everything? Hmmmm~

[virulentfacade]

Everything.

[vivalavespa]

Well, aren't you special, then?

[virulentfacade]

If that's your preferred word for perfect.