006 ▶ action? ( but how in the devil i get into trouble )
（ sorry, norway; guess who broke into the savings jar again? hint: your darling wife-uh, it was denmark. the following poster is now shoved under doorways and hung everywhere he could find the tape for. there are also many, many more copies of it in the trash: ）
AVOID THESE COUNTRIES!!!ON THE LEFT IS FRANCE! HOW TO IDENTIFY: NUDITY, FLOWERS, WEIRDNESS, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE, HAS A BEARD, LIKES WINE, A LAUGH LIKE HONHONHON, LOTS OF ART AND I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S A REPUBLIC OR EMPIRE OR WHAT. KIND OF STRANGE AND WEIRD.
ON THE RIGHT IS ENGLAND! HOW TO IDENTIFY: TOP HAT, MONOCLE, FAKE GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR, CRIES WHEN YOU SAY "VIKINGS" AND "RAIDS" IN THE SAME SENTENCE, KIND OF CRAZY, I'M NOT ALLYING WITH YOU, SMELLS LIKE MOLDY CRUMPETS.
THEY ARE ENEMIES!!!DON'T ALLY WITH THEM, IT'S A TRICK. THEY'LL JUST STEAL YOUR FLEET. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IN CASE THEY SHOW UP HERE LIKE ICELAND DID OR TURN UP TO HAVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG LIKE PRUSSIA AND THAT ONE ITALY. OR WHATEVER THEIR NAMES ARE SINCE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW.
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT JOEN LYKKEGÅRD. ART IS ALSO BY ME.
UPHOLD DANISH-NORWEGIAN NEUTRALITY!!!
（ denmark can be found all over the place putting them up and fishing them back out of the trash… or you can just call him up and ask him about his mad crayon skills. this is part two of his "make the ship danish (and norwegian)" scheme… not that it makes any difference.
my apologies for the sheer stupidity. ）
AVOID THESE COUNTRIES!!!ON THE LEFT IS FRANCE! HOW TO IDENTIFY: NUDITY, FLOWERS, WEIRDNESS, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE, HAS A BEARD, LIKES WINE, A LAUGH LIKE HONHONHON, LOTS OF ART AND I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S A REPUBLIC OR EMPIRE OR WHAT. KIND OF STRANGE AND WEIRD.
ON THE RIGHT IS ENGLAND! HOW TO IDENTIFY: TOP HAT, MONOCLE, FAKE GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR, CRIES WHEN YOU SAY "VIKINGS" AND "RAIDS" IN THE SAME SENTENCE, KIND OF CRAZY, I'M NOT ALLYING WITH YOU, SMELLS LIKE MOLDY CRUMPETS.
THEY ARE ENEMIES!!!DON'T ALLY WITH THEM, IT'S A TRICK. THEY'LL JUST STEAL YOUR FLEET. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IN CASE THEY SHOW UP HERE LIKE ICELAND DID OR TURN UP TO HAVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG LIKE PRUSSIA AND THAT ONE ITALY. OR WHATEVER THEIR NAMES ARE SINCE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW.
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT JOEN LYKKEGÅRD. ART IS ALSO BY ME.
UPHOLD DANISH-NORWEGIAN NEUTRALITY!!!
（ denmark can be found all over the place putting them up and fishing them back out of the trash… or you can just call him up and ask him about his mad crayon skills. this is part two of his "make the ship danish (and norwegian)" scheme… not that it makes any difference.
my apologies for the sheer stupidity. ）