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[givespoisonoak]

Which one of you girls here wants the honor of going to the ball with me? If you're lucky, flowers and chocolate might be included.

Comments

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[brothercumface]

[lol blue you're a moron. laughing at you but passing it off as a cutsie giggle.]

You're such a gentleman.

[givespoisonoak]

[Nonsense, you know you love it~ Blue is the best gentleman you'll find on this ship!]

Do I have a taker?

[brothercumface]

Oh, I - I was just complimenting you and...

Ehe - I don't see why you'd wanna go with me.

[givespoisonoak]

Why not? Don't tell me you're not going.

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[bellgardener]

You don't waste any time.

[givespoisonoak]

Sorry, I'll have to pass on you.

[bellgardener]

Oh, that is a shame. Now who will I go to the ball with? [Sarcasm. Dripping with it.]

[givespoisonoak]

Yeah, tough luck, but I think you'll manage. So are you actually going?

[pocketrambo]

...Creeper.

[givespoisonoak]

A simple 'no' is kinda easier, you know.

[pocketrambo]

You're not going to get a date by broadcasting your desperation to the entire ship. Post a fucking Craigslist ad.

[givespoisonoak]

So lemme guess - no one's bothered to ask you yet. Craigslist?

[Voice]

[nicebruise]

[ Sigh, boys] Aren't you a charmer.

[givespoisonoak]

[You know you ladies love it~] Someone has to do it right around here.

[nicebruise]

Oh, of course. I'm sure flocks of women will come to this post because of your natural charisma. [ SO MUCH SARCASM]

[givespoisonoak]

It got me what I was looking for.

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[fandancing]

.... You're pretty confident.

[givespoisonoak]

Why wouldn't I be?

[fandancing]

I don't know. I don't know who you are. I was just thinking...

[givespoisonoak]

It's Blue. Now you know.