Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝fainting is the coward's way out❞

[itsnotzura]

[►VIDEO post]

[have Shinpachi in a suit, and Katsura in what appears to be a cheongsam, with a feather boa]

...Th-this is getting really bad, Katsura-san!...

Team Dr*gon Qu*st cannot afford to lose this fight. Our debt is too great to turn back now! Shinpachi-dono, I am out of Rare Candy laxatives, you must let your secret attack fly!WHY AM I IN

Comments

[hasdiedtwice]

Nice costumes.

[hasdiedtwice]

Dressing like that normally would be even more suspicious.

[itsnotzura]

I would not know anything about what is suspicious, as I am only a China-girl themed hostess struggling to make it in the big city.

[hasdiedtwice]

And the best way to do that, obviously, is to attack... Pokemon.

[itsnotzura]

No, that is so it loses the upcoming Battle Monster Arena fight against the Sanguini.

[hasdiedtwice]

... At least that makes a smidgeon of sense, as opposed to none.

[itsnotzura]

Of course it does. Battle Monsters are based on a system that is simple enough for a child, but captivating enough for entire nations!

[hasdiedtwice]

You mean they fight until one side loses?

[itsnotzura]

Faints. Or poofs into sparkles.

[hasdiedtwice]

Do you get to choose which one?

[itsnotzura]

That is up to the artistic director.

[hasdiedtwice]

That guy. Of course. [ She is just... at a total loss, sob. ]

Nice boa, by the way.

[itsnotzura]

-- Ah? Thank you. It is pure hocus chimera feather.

[hasdiedtwice]

Hocus chimera? As in, hocus pocus?

[itsnotzura]

Yes. They cast magic spells to cause injury.

[hasdiedtwice]

Don't they have teeth and claws to do that for them?