☠ 3. VOICE

[beforearcadia]

[boredly, thoughtfully:] The more I think about it, the more believable that ridiculous revelation about the Earth falling into ruin becomes. Maybe that's just me being a bit too cynical about the incompetence of Earth-men nowadays, though. I can't think of any construction crew that eager to develop a golf course that far underground.

[beat.]If

Comments

[vivalavespa]

We wear the skins of humans, didn't you know?

[beforearcadia]

Wouldn't that be something you'd wanna keep under wraps? Secret invasions and such. Or is all resistance futile by now?

[smushedinbed]

Beamed in the face with a plane...?

[beforearcadia]

Small one. Glue-together models, you know?

[smushedinbed]

Ah! Those can be fun! May I ask why you get hit with them...?

[beforearcadia]

It's a once-in-a-while thing, but sometimes my crewmates get a little drunk and tend to throw things.