Title: Hollaback Girl
Author: gardnerhill
Universe: Elementary
Word Count: 450
Warning: Racist language. Profanity. Icky girl stuff.
Rating: PG (language, display of racism and misogyny)
Summary: Always take advantage of male squeamishness.
Author's Notes: For the 2015 July Watson's Woes Promptfest prompt #23, Improvised Tools. For a truly
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But it wasn't needed. Even a clean unused tampon is scary to misogynist men - they loathe anything to do with actual female biological processes. (Look at the male Republican legislators in one state who suspended a female Democrat colleague for saying "vagina" while THEY were campaigning to outlaw abortion.)
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I'm only slightly disappointed it was a pristine, wrapped tampon but the guy's reaction was soul-satisfying.
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It's my theory that men like that have their minds permanently stuck in that immature cusp between pre- teen "girls are icky" and early adolescence "girls make me horny but I don't know what to say to them." Add to that the fact that these particular specimens have usually never had a clue about civilized human interaction, and they end up being really repulsive.
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Then there's that weird inversely proportional thing that the more physically repulsive a guy is, the more he thinks that he deserves a supermodel.
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She’d certainly cured him of the misogynistic habit of using said cycle as an explanation for her moods or emotional state. God help me, but sometimes I do have a tendency to get angrier when it's that time of the month and someone does something to tick me off--YIKES!
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And it could have been worse - I originally was going to have Joan toss a USED tampon in this guy's face.
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