"Five Pillows and an Ounce of Shag, or The Lips of the Twisted Man" (ACD Holmes/Watson, Rated PG-13)

[gardnerhill]

Title: Five Pillows and an Ounce of Shag, or The Lips of the Twisted Man
Author: gardnerhill
Rating: PG-13 (Victorian metaphors)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mrs. Neville St. Clair, Inspector Bradstreet, Neville St. Clair
Pairing: Holmes/Watson, Established relationship
Warning: Gentlemanly canoodling. Opium. Heterosexual panic. Large

Comments

[hsavinien]

You have some truly hilarious metaphors in here. Giraffes indeed. ^_^"

[gardnerhill]

Hee hee. I may have just ruined your next trip to the zoo.