Contrary to popular belief

[gamer_atum]

I'm not dead.

I just ... fell in a few holes.

And then Dio threw me down the stairs for good measure.

So fuck off, I'm not going to die any time soon.

Comments

[foolishdog]

You were a cat in your past life, weren't you?

[gamer_atum]

Hell if I know. I just know I'm hard to kill.

[foolishdog]

So, you're more closely related to a cockroach.

[gamer_atum]

...

Hey, why don't you go play with Petshop for awhile?