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Oct 28, 2008 20:10

Okay ladies. Let's just get right to it.

Hand over the panties.

panty donation, give to the needy

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red_reporter October 29 2008, 03:38:41 UTC

Excuse me? Give me one good reason why.

gamepatch October 29 2008, 03:42:43 UTC

I need a job, okay? And this guy promised he'd give me one for some unmentionables. I won't do anything weird with them. Can't vouch for him though.

Gave me a couple of names, but I'll take as many as I can get.

red_reporter October 29 2008, 04:03:13 UTC

Eh-heh. Nice try, kid, but most ladies would slap you silly for asking a question like that. It'd get you fired from any workplace, too. Sexual harassment charges don't suit you.

Oh, did he now? Mind giving me his name?

gamepatch October 29 2008, 04:06:23 UTC

I think most of the ladies here have a little more to worry about than a pair of missing undies. And considering what the job is, the standard rules about sexual harassment probably don't apply.

His name kind of escapes me at the moment. Probably from the stress of not having a job.

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coy_smile October 29 2008, 03:39:44 UTC

Sorry, handsome, but it's not gonna happen.

gamepatch October 29 2008, 03:43:28 UTC

But it's free cigarettes for a month.

coy_smile October 29 2008, 03:44:15 UTC

For you. What's in it for me?

gamepatch October 29 2008, 03:46:05 UTC

The pleasure of knowing that men are willing to beg, borrow, or steal just for a scrap of fabric that's been next to you.

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im_not_a_rookie October 29 2008, 05:25:48 UTC

Not on your life.

gamepatch October 29 2008, 14:38:41 UTC

You must be Elena. Sorry, yours are non-negotiable. It is up to you if we do this the easy way or the hard way though.

im_not_a_rookie October 29 2008, 14:40:36 UTC

Matt, he didn't tell you who I was, did he? Or the fact that my underwear are in the drawer right next to his (and sometimes mixed in together, if I let HIM do the laundry). He's sending you on a wild goose chase for no reason other than to watch you do it.

gamepatch October 29 2008, 14:49:57 UTC

My mission's just to get a pair of your panties, that's all I need to know.

If you make me steal them, I'm taking a bra too.

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mellogun October 29 2008, 06:47:49 UTC

Have I mentioned how much I missed you?

gamepatch October 29 2008, 14:39:14 UTC

No. But it's good to know.

mellogun October 29 2008, 16:06:16 UTC

It's either that or I missed having a partner. It was probably you though.

Don't fall for anything Elena promises you. She doesn't put out.

im_not_a_rookie October 29 2008, 16:10:56 UTC

Wait, how would you know?!

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