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Oct 07, 2007 14:05

You want to know what is worse than incests...?

Rude little children!

Seems to be a nasty infestation going on of hideous little toddlers running about causing all sorts of trouble!

It seems Lumiere is becoming a haven for such vermin, such a shame I cannot use the little darlings as target practice...

Or can I?

kaoru, lets make a bonfire, children, annoyed

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walk_indreams October 7 2007, 22:55:56 UTC
Children aren't that bad...

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:24:13 UTC
I beg to differ since I only know one little girl who is perhaps the lone little princess out of a bunch of snotty youths.

But perhaps I am simply generalizing a bit too much.
Who might you be?

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walk_indreams October 7 2007, 23:25:09 UTC
Maybe you haven't just met the right people...

My name is Sakura. Who are you?

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:27:40 UTC
Oh! You are Yuuko's friend, right?
Sakura-chan! Oh, I have been terribly rude!
I'm Balthier, pleasure to meet you!

Perhaps I am just having a bit of bad luck with people lately!

Very unusual for me to be so unlucky as of late!

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trickypuzzles October 7 2007, 22:57:40 UTC
Infestion? Like bugs? Are kids turning into bugs and running around and getting caught in traps?

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:30:47 UTC
Not exactly, but that is certainly food for thought...

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trickypuzzles October 7 2007, 23:33:28 UTC
Mice infest things too. Is it like that?

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:45:49 UTC
Its exactly like that!

You hit the nail on the head! A bunch of field mice infesting the local park!

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goooal October 7 2007, 23:14:46 UTC
Nah. Tofu and tofu produce are much worst than kiddies. Believe me. I mean, tofu is colorless, flavorless and it's square.

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:28:50 UTC
Tofu...?

I can't say that I am familiar with such a dish, but I think children might be still worse.

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goooal October 7 2007, 23:32:25 UTC
How's about you have a diet that is just tofu, wheat germ, veggies and those healthy things, for awhile and you'll change your mind.

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gambler_of_luck October 7 2007, 23:42:05 UTC
...Wheat germ?

Good God, that sounds awful!
I still don't think it can top any of the brats here, but still...

That is quite...nasty! A dead second!

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arrogant_rose October 8 2007, 00:01:20 UTC
Oh my, is somebody bothering you, Mr. Balthier?

Perhaps I could give them a little chat for you. I'm not above helping one in need.

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gambler_of_luck October 8 2007, 00:37:18 UTC
Diana! Why hello there!
How are you doing?

[Private]
How is the plan going? I gathered some info, seems that you put the fear of GOD in dear ol' Matt!

He knows about you and Ms. Celeste, thread carefully...

Well, I also found picture of the cat!
It's name is Mr. Shoe...and that girl, Rena, seems obsessed with it.
She and Matt seem rather...close!

[/Private]

[ooc: I think I love Rule of the Rose]

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arrogant_rose October 8 2007, 01:49:06 UTC
Quite lovely, actually. I do hope everything is

[Private]
As of now, I have not had the opportunity to talk to many people. However, it is a relief to know that few have any respect for Mr. Engarde. How sad for him!

Have I now? It's such a shame I can't see the poor dear shaking in his boots.

I will make sure to keep my watch. I will only talk to Ms. Celeste as long as it's in my favor to do so. The wretch shall know nothing.

Mr... Shoe? I see his naming sense isn't any better than his taste in television shows. I do hope poor Miss Rena will still love Mr. Shoe once his fur is all gone.

If she's as close to him as you say she is, I have a feeling she won't indulge any information about him to me, as he's most likely told her all about the situation.

I'm ready to move out the moment you are, Mr. Balthier.

[/private.]

[>:D Ooo, I'm so happy! *A*; I still have yet to play FFXII, but I will! I will!!]

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second_devil October 8 2007, 00:30:55 UTC

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gambler_of_luck October 8 2007, 00:47:26 UTC
....

Shoo!

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second_devil October 8 2007, 01:19:59 UTC
Ah ah ah~

You know I was only jo~king.

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