OOC: Chat log shenanigans!

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Comments

[leavemea_lone]

........I am in awe.

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Now picture it as a video montage to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody," or if you prefer something more melancholy, Pachelbel's "Canon in D."

[leavemea_lone]

*is a pile of goop on the floor*

You know that experiment where they tried to cryogenically freeze a brain and it comes out as soup? Yeah that.

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Times like this, I hate having white carpet.

MAN. Kermit.

[8th_castellan]

I am proud to claim co-authoring this thought-provoking piece.

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I think ultimately, it's a metaphor for man's struggle against the infinitisimal options presented by today's canned good industry.

...Wouldn't you say?

[8th_castellan]

*puffs thoughtfully on pipe* Oh, quite. But I think you're missing the underlying theme of embracing the ephemeral joys, fleeting though they may be, that can come from the simple things, like that feeling you get when you first insert a Q-tip in your ear.

[gale_force]

Oh, ho, but so quickly those pleasures can turn to PAIN. Rather like, when you get startled by the phone ringing and jam that Q-tip into your inner ear.

[rumormongernya]

*dies*

XDXDXD

That is all, mon cher.

[gale_force]

Oui oui! *tips beret*

[h_hollister]

This, I do believe, needs to be Nexus Tale'd.

[mercurialnature]

I was doing okay until I got to the bit about the CheezWhiz. Then the giggles started and the computer lab began to stare.

By the time I got to a fork in the socket, I had tea in my nose. DAMN YOU.

[gale_force]

Are you going to call your internet lawyer now? File an internet lawsuit for scalding your sinuses through the El-Jay?

[mercurialnature]

I think so, SIR. I think so. My sinuses demand recompense.