t-translation...please!

[gakurans]

so flist, today i jizzed my pants over rune factory frontier
raged over how much ushi no tane sucks now
then went and bought rune factory frontier

and as i sat in the food court at sherway gardens reading the guide booklet
a little shota comes up like WHATS THAT GAME

i show him the book and with surprisingly good speech he rambles on about how he

Comments

[milo_reed]

awww...

Little kids are so innocent and adorable sometimes

and because i couldn't resist

[kerokeroman]

kasdfljasdklfjklasdfj

i read this in an amy rose voice

[search_snake]

Let's get married!

Re: i read this in an amy rose voice

[kerokeroman]

NO.

[search_snake]

Come on!

[whitetux]

it's all like
"what what in the butt"

and then the green one is like
"you wanna do it in my butt

in my butt?"

[gakurans]

ac

actually

yeah yeah that's pretty much it

[whitetux]

actually
i am trying my best

but my powerlevel probably isn't high enough and fuck that is a lot of kanji why can't you pick something easier

[gakurans]

do i go to the basement now

[cookie_faerie]

if you give me time to look up all the kanji, I might be able to translate it ;;;;

[whitetux]

if you do don't waste your time w/ the form i have that translated somewhere i'll find it in a minute

and here is what i have so far

草むらを

ちがうよ！！　草むらでみかけて一目ぼれしたの！声掛けただけで捕

team effort

[cookie_faerie]

Are you already photoshopping it? cause if you translate it, I can photoshop it all into perfection. You're much quicker/better at translating than I am D: D:

[whitetux]

oh no i'm not photoshopping it i haven't even started translating it yet
THESE KANJI japaaaannn
somebody translated another one of these so i've got the form in english i just gotta find it in my gundam folder

i will probably fuck up all the verbs
ARE YOU GOOD AT VERBS
if you are help me out here

[whitetux]

OH EXCELLENT i found the one i was trying to look up earlier

ash you have done your good deed for the day now i will redouble my efforts

oh wait that wasn't it
man fuck this kanji

[gakurans]

do you need a massage

[whitetux]

yes

massage me

i have them all except one i can't see any of the radicals
this happened with the last thing i was translating

i am very frustrated