I will bring some Saku or some Viru Õlu. Both are good Estonian beer and partially owned by Carlsberg and another Danish company. At least it gets tino and I plastered when we drink it!
I'll be there Preussiske! ... I have some Carlsberg, once again we shall exchange a trade, the viking barter system. You get a case of Carlsberg, and I get a case of Pilsner from you.
But, a word of advice, I'll be bringing Siguard so don't call him "Mads' bitch" or else he'll... maybe... just kill you. I dunno. But I won't stop him... I'll give you an honorable Norse burial though... set your ass in a boat, light you on fire and then kick you out to sea...
Hellz yeah! As long as you don't try to sneak me any of that piss-weak domestic american crap. I've got my eye on you after that one time. If you're on my side, we'll make sure none of that swill makes it's way in. One question though...pong, flipcup, boat race, or should I teach you guys the art of the kegstand?
You just HAD TO tell me not to do that, didn't you? You know what that means now...Kesesesese...
HEY, hey hey hey hey HEY... I was DRUNK okay. That's what I get for going to buy more booze after I've already had a six pack in me okay? I was so plowed I couldn't even read what the case said. I thought I was getting some Canadian stuff, cause I the closest place in walking distance didn't sell Danish life blood and I knew the only German beer they sold was American knock offs. As far as North American shit goes, Canadian isn't... bad... I meant to get MOLSON but my drunk ass picked up a case of MILWAKEE'S BEST. GOD that shit was terrible! No wonder hard core alcies call it the BEAST, it gave me the SHITS the next day! What the fuck!
And, please you fuck head, I already have the kegstand mastered. I was self medicating with alcohol long before your first big party. Try being an 11 year old binge drinker and then we'll talk.
Spare me the pity party, danskie. I was born and raised in Oktoberfest. If gramps shows up to hand out detentions again at this one, he can tell you tales of my AWESOMENESS. I won't be able to because I'll be getting way too drunk!
Scheiße! That was BEAST you brought?? Not even Natty or PBR? That scheiße-brew'll make you feel salty, that's for sure. Please. That North American swill is like WATER in Germany! I'm pretty sure I drank that in my baby bottle and that's what messed me up so much. I don't think I was dropped.
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But, a word of advice, I'll be bringing Siguard so don't call him "Mads' bitch" or else he'll... maybe... just kill you. I dunno. But I won't stop him... I'll give you an honorable Norse burial though... set your ass in a boat, light you on fire and then kick you out to sea...
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You just HAD TO tell me not to do that, didn't you? You know what that means now...Kesesesese...
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And, please you fuck head, I already have the kegstand mastered. I was self medicating with alcohol long before your first big party. Try being an 11 year old binge drinker and then we'll talk.
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Scheiße! That was BEAST you brought?? Not even Natty or PBR? That scheiße-brew'll make you feel salty, that's for sure. Please. That North American swill is like WATER in Germany! I'm pretty sure I drank that in my baby bottle and that's what messed me up so much. I don't think I was dropped.
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