Wake up!

[starryeyedhero]

Who: Alfred F. Jones
What: Waking everyone up
Where: Camp
When: 5-6AM Camp day
Why: It's time to have some fun

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[dogsnwurst]

[Ludwig, whom never acted like a typical teenaged boy (to the chagrin of his brother), was up immediately and was wide awake. He stared at the intruder with confusion and alarm]

W-What? I'm sorry, I didn't set my alarm, I didn't know that--

...Alfred? [Soooo confused now]

[starryeyedhero]

Hmm? [Alfred presses the switch to turn the megaphone off. It gives a lot of feedback.] They should have bought the Champion Sports 4-8 Watt Megaphone that's on sale with the Multi Voice Changer from Amazon.com, or something better. [He sighs as he looks at the cheap item on his hand.]

[Turning his attention to the blond, he gives him a bright smile and a wave with the megaphone.]

Yep! Good morning! [There's something familiar about the kid, but he can't put his finger on it. It's the same for most of the campers, so he decides to ignore it.]

[dogsnwurst]

[Cringes at the sharp sound and glances at the clock. Then he looks back at the American, reeling with confusion. For one, Alfred --of all people-- was up at 5 AM. Two, this Alfred seemed... taller, possibly older than the one he knew.

Ludwig rubs the bridge of his nose. JOY. He already has a headache and he's only been awake for a few seconds]

Guten morgen, Alfred. What, exactly, are you doing?

[starryeyedhero]

[Alfred also glances at the clock with the German. He shouldn't have agreed to be the one awake so early, but he wanted a turn with the megaphone, even though the others said he didn't need it.] I'm waking everyone up, of course!

Alright! Let's get the day started! [Lightly hits Ludwig on the head with the plastic clipboard.] Your name, please~?

[austentate]

[Wakes up with a start and hurriedly puts on his glasses.]

...

Quiet down and leave, dummkopf. [Alfred is capable of waking up this early?]

[starryeyedhero]

Good morning, little sleepy-head. [He sashays over to his side and pets his head, just to touch that bed hair.]

Better relax those muscles, uuh... [He checks his list for the name of the student.] Feliks, or you'll get wrinkles. [Points to his forehead]

Let's go out for a morning run. [Pats his back]

[austentate]

[Slaps the hand away. No touchy]

Feliks? [Only scowls more thanks to that.] My name is Roderich Edelstein!

Ah! [Hurt by just that.] ...I refuse.

[starryeyedhero]

[Rubs his eyes and squints a little to get a better look at the list. He can't be that piano-obsessed wimp after all.] Are you sure? 'Cause it says Feliks... something over here. [He can't pronounce the surname...]

You refuse? [Laughs] ... Who talks like that? [Clears his throat, remembering that the Roderich he knows talks like that too.] Well, Feliks, trust me, going out for a run is easier than taking the other morning exercise they've prepared.

[german_panda]

[wakes up slowly and is a grouch.]

I think I'm going to fail science now...

Damn Américains.

[starryeyedhero]

Fail science? [A dark look momentarily appears on the new teacher's face, but he replaces it with a mysterious smile.] I won't let that happen.

[He lifts his list.] What's your name?

[german_panda]

[takes a step back] Francis...Bonnefoy.... [has a bad feeling about this]

[starryeyedhero]

Seriously? [Checks his list, though expecting that name to be missing...] Holy- you're in here.

Huh... [Finds it strange that there's someone with the same name as the pervert. He stares at the teen, and realizes he looks too much like, well, Francis Bonnefoy.]

Okay, Francis~! Get out of those pajamas and put on some running clothes. We're headin' off with the other campers for a refreshing morning run!

[starryeyedhero]

[It's not just an ordinary pillow, but a giant tomato pillow! Alfred tries to catch it with one hand, dropping the list.] Wooo!

No can do, buddy. If you didn't get enough sleep, you must've missed lights out. [Clicks his tongue.] And that's why you're so grumpy.

Now... [Aims his megaphone his way again.] G'MORNIN'!

[starryeyedhero]

[Tries to keep the megaphone in his hand by bringing it closer to his body, and accepts the pillow. It's soft. What can it do to him?]

That's good. Personally, I think the beds make it difficult to sleep well. [He sets the megaphone down on the table, picks up the pillow and hands it over to the Italian.]

What's your name?

[preussen_ore]

[Is not in his bed]

[It even looks like the bed hasn't been slept on]

[Where's Gilbert?]

[starryeyedhero]

[Looks around] Hmm...

[Checks his list, turns around to announce the missing student to the rest of the counselors.]

LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT IS MISSING.

[liet_rules]

W-what?? [Now standing by the doorway, looking stricken] Who's missing??

[starryeyedhero]

[Through the megaphone] LUDWIG!

[He moves it aside now, though he's probably damaged Toris' hearing.] Ludwig Beilchmidt is missing.

Pfft... [Can't really contain his laughter, and lets it out.] HAHAHAHA! Isn't it strange that his name is on the list of campers? [He knows a Ludwig too.]