Treats and Trick

[leroseoverpansy]

Who: Francis Bonnefoy
What: Treats and Trick
Where: Dorms
When: Weekend
Why: In need of excitement. (If you know what I mean~)

Comments

Sure XD

[preussen_ore]

[Gilbert doesn't hear the knock. His loud heavy metal music prevents this from happening]

[preussen_ore]

[...Sure. Just make sure he's going to be drinking first-grade beer!]

[Opens his gift and... Stares at it]

((ooc: ...It's a *CENSORED* isn't it?? XDD)

[leroseoverpansy]

[First-grade beer...from The Black Lily.]

Go on... Take it out. [Waiting patiently for the next reaction.]

((ooc: *fake le gasp* How did you know? xD ))

[preussen_ore]

[Good enough. Mutti's beer IS German first-grade beer]

...What the FUCK do you want me to do with this, you fucking perv?? [Oh no, he's not touching that!]

((ooc: I have friends. XD And Gilbert knows Francis, lol))

[leroseoverpansy]

I expect... [Takes it out for him, the engraving of "GILBERT" practically sparkles] ...you to use it, of course. [Go on, take it.]

((ooc: You have friends who give out these things? xD; ))

[preussen_ore]

[NO WAY!] Hell no! [Eyes it like it would start moving and attack him or something...] Who knows where that's been!

((ooc: LOL XD I don't have friends who are as... er, AWESOME perverted as Francis. XD I have friends who tell me about these things though, lol))

[leroseoverpansy]

It's brand new, Gilbert~<3

Custom made...and engraved...just for you~<3 [Winks]

((ooc: Oh okay. Francis is pretty pervert AWESOME. xD ))

[preussen_ore]

...Why the fuck am I friends with you again?

((ooc: He is XD))

[leroseoverpansy]

[Francis chuckles] You can't resist my charms~<3 [Brings the *CENSORED* closer to Gilbert]

[preussen_ore]

...I am not touching that, I swear to God... [Eying him and the *CENSORED*]

[leroseoverpansy]

You're not? Well...if you say so... [Goes over and places it on...Gilbert's bed.] I'll just leave it there for you~<3

[preussen_ore]

GAAAAAH! You--! You take that filthy thing off my bed now!

[leroseoverpansy]

Hahaha~<3

Touching it won't kill you, Gilbert. There's only us here...Certainly no need to be embarassed.

[preussen_ore]

[Glares at him, then at the *FUCKINGCENSORED* on his bed before grabbing at a paper towel to hold it with]

JesusFUCKINGChrist! You corrupted my good sheets...

[leroseoverpansy]

[He sighs, feeling both happy and a little frustrated.] You don't have to use it for yourself, Gilbert... You could save it...for your partner~<3

[preussen_ore]

[Holds it with the paper towel with as little fingers as possible] Use Gilbo!dildo? Dude, I'm awesome, but I don't like having my name on a sextoy.