Ave ЙЦУКЕНГ. Ну наконец-то. А то я уже от нормального русского языка отвык. Тока вот фигня, проверки языка у меня нет. Так что извините за ошибки в грамматике.

Сегодня, несмотря на день Св. Патрика, день сплошных наебов. Сначала кинули америкосы, которые должны были инет на комп поставить. Потом пошел в футзал поиграть. Так мало того что почти ( Read more... )

Otzi otechestva vot vam moi skaz na eti problemi.

Vse visheperechislennoje otchasti pravda, no tolko ot chasti. Sidit praetor v Akrone i vot neh jem delat, chego on mutit? Leset v forum Ukrainskii. Dva raza slasil, vse vihodnije v depresniake bil. Laju na Russkije.

Vi mne sami napominaete teh je russkih. Oni orut o bratskih narodah, zabivaja o tom ( Read more... )

Hallo to everybody. Your noble praetor wants to talk about the problem of this """"""" country ( Read more... )

Dak polno. Nu nauch ruk. Plus phD student Vania, kievskii. Plus americanzi dovolno normalnije. A eshe churki (krome jitelei Podnebesnoi PRC ) dovolno obshitelni. Ja von prishel s futbola dve nedeli nazad, kstati tuda meni turki vozili, a v hate polno uzkoglasih. Soseda chego to prazdnujut. Tolko oni kakije-to neinteresnije. Kulturno posideli, ( Read more... )

Ha ha ha. Suka ne  hui v Danie jit'. Eto vse potomu, chto kto-to 2.5 kg Kapusti poluchaet, i v razvrashennoj kontore jeboshit. A te kto za 1K jivut v 700m ot univera, pravda v nigerskom kvartale, no eto k delu ne otnositsia, i jemu polojit' skolko snega vipalo.   Vot u nas davecha -20, po celsiju, bilo, no tut je narod ne prostoj, vse v Farengeitah ( Read more... )

To chto oni idioti, tak mne eto i ranshe govorili. No vse-taki ( Read more... )

Ave My poor minded optio. I'm pleased to hear your ideas, but let me make some comments.

That's is not the problem that you forgot all that I tought you, the real problem is that you forgot the words of our Divine Mentor and God Les.

But let's move close to the root of the problem. To simplify the work of your europanized brain I will  begin each my ( Read more... )

Ave Legionaries. Today  your noble commander visited UAkron's sport center and greatly increased knowledge of average American student about Ukraine. Because he played as a keeper very good. So they not awful, but I think Sunny's class are more worthier rivals as these players.

And more, when Gigz will br back home, ask him to FedEx or DHL me a box ( Read more... )

Ave my listeners.

This friday I had a terrible day in my life. First of all at 8-00 AM I went to Federal Building, where SSN are distributed between the individuals who wants to work in this perfect country. Though I don't have a camera due to spartans way of my life, let me explain, for those, who don't know what is SSN is. Social Security Number ( Read more... )

Ave Brethren of fucking blacks.

In country where I have to live there no such words like 'niggers'.

If you want to use it though, you have to meet with probability of receiving high kick into your nose.

Today I walked downtown to receive social security number. I met very large amount of black americans and Akron's policemen.

What I have to admit, that ( Read more... )