A Typical (or atypical) Callahan Family Dinner

Hannah: I hate my teacher! I hate him. His name is Mr. Israel.
Me: Is he Jewish?
Hannah: No he's black
Timmy: Too bad he's not Chinese. You know how Chinese people name their kids?? They throw a spoon down the stairs and take the first three sounds it makes.
Dad: ahahahahahahhahahaha
Hannah: That's not funny
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3 days until I leave! Hannah, when I get off that bus, you better run and hug me. I'll need it.

Look at the shirt I bought:

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Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking hysterical? I mean, for how much of the play does this man in the yellow hat need to carry around "the monkey"? That monkey doesn't look like a midget, or man, or a woman, just a thing. I bet they are totally fucking off-set. When ( Read more... )

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