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Apr 20, 2006 14:01


I have always gone through fitness stints. I have belonged to the YMCA for years, and go consisently for a few weeks each year, and then fall off the wagon again. I just hated going on machines for an hour, staring into nothingness, and sweating my ass off. I am certainly someone who should not be given too much time to overthink things, and that ( Read more... )

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jethrablack April 20 2006, 18:23:36 UTC
dude when i work out i turn BEAT RED.

you crack me up

WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK!? I'M DOING MY EXERCISE VIDEO GODDAMNIT!!!

hahhahahhaah have i told you lately that i love you!?

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gairecailin April 20 2006, 22:42:52 UTC
Another time I made my dad stay upstairs for an entire hour because I wanted to do it in the living room. I was like "dad get anything you need to drink, eat, etc. from downstairs because you can't come downstairs for an hour." and he goes "Ok honey" ahahahahhaha. oh my god.

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juuudddyyy April 20 2006, 19:24:49 UTC
that unattractive housewife that puts on her bright pink sweat bands and does leg lifts in front of the television while the husband tries not to think about what he married

hey, stop writing about me!!!!

i do excercise dvds too! i've got a nice little collection & i've even been working my way through reviewing in my last two "junk/food" zines. my latest favorite was david carradine's tai chi workout, because it also has KUNG FU moves in it and that is bad ass. oh and it's a good workout, blah blah. the NYC ballet workout is pretty awesome. it's a lot of pilates type stuff, demonstrated by BALLET DANCERS! wow it is a way to make a girl feel shitty & cow-like about her average build. MTV made a series of exercise dvds... yoga, power yoga, pilates, some other crap... they are not as bad as you would think. they are not THE GRIND workout with eric nies that is for sure. good luck & don't fry your irish ass too bad wearing your hot bikinis.

xo

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gairecailin April 20 2006, 22:41:57 UTC
I just ordered a DVD based on the show "The Biggest Loser"...it got really good reviews across the (Amazon) board.

And I will fry my Irish ass. I don't know what to do about that. A 45 spf is a vain attempt at skin protection.

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gairecailin April 20 2006, 23:42:57 UTC
its like how Santa and Satan can't be in the same room at one time...hm...

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fancy ray imgomez April 23 2006, 01:46:11 UTC
i think billy blanks is so popular now, that people might say that" fancy ray" McCloney looks like billy blanks, with the obvious exception being in the state of Minnesota.

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nahele_101 April 21 2006, 01:35:55 UTC
dood, your redface is like cute or something...

i think you have a crush on billy because of his hair!

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gairecailin April 21 2006, 04:05:58 UTC
Ok let's say I DID have a crush on Billy. But def not b/c of his hair. I've imagined scenarios where I'm like "Billy, it's either me or the hair. you must choose one." And he's all conflicted, so he works out at the gym a lot to get rid of his tension.

Dude, its 4/20 and I am way too high to make a point right now.

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nahele_101 April 21 2006, 04:25:22 UTC
you're a hippie!

the pakalolo in hawaii kinda sucks...warning ya now.

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Beware DVD Exercise Rage anonymous September 30 2006, 21:24:51 UTC
Girl I used to date got hooked on "Billy Blank Tae Bo;" I started seeing the results immediately--good and bad. Sure she slimed down and developed some muscle tone, but she also wanted to use me as a punching bag. Apparently, Billy Blank said she could do it. Finally, I said, "Ellyn, quit fucking hitting me or else!" She said, "What are you going do? Hit me?" Then she started punching me in the shoulder, Billy Blank-style. So I grabbed her wrists and she went 'roid rage. I'm not kidding, I thought she was going to go Bruce Banner and put on a green wig, purple pants, and call herself incredible. We wrestled for a couple of minutes until she came down from her Tae Bo high. The end result, no more punching, and two ugly bruises on her wrists that I had to explain to her dad. Damn you Billy Blank@#$!

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