things i've learned from facebook engagement announcements

[gadget_girl]

i know a lot of girls with fat little fingers. the most recent one is all excited because she can finally get her ring on her ring finger. it's amazing, it's like all i know are hobbits. i guess i no longer feel like *I* have little sausage fingers.

Comments

[gadget_girl]

it's not that they're fat fingers, it's that these girls all have stubby tiny short fingers to boot. none of them are taller than me.

[billijean]

HAHAHAHAHH!