The last bar I went to, some chick was puking in the bathroom and someone else brought in a fucking potted plant like 'SHE JUST ISN'T GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN, I GOT IT COVERED.'
So now I'm sitting on my kitchen floor with a bottle of tequila trying to make cinnamon rolls.
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So now I'm sitting on my kitchen floor with a bottle of tequila trying to make cinnamon rolls.
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Not in that order.
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