Fic: Cooler Than You

[gabrielleabelle]

Title: Cooler Than You
Rating: PG
Setting: During Buffy's fight with Glory in No Place Like Home
Warnings: Mary Sue.
Word count: 378
Summary: Buffy faces off against the most powerful foe she's ever met. She has no hope. Until she comes to save the day...

Author's Note: Okay, this is a written-between-classes piece prompted by rahirah's recent post about

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[rahirah]

My work here is done. 0:)

[gabrielleabelle]

Shazma thanks you for your part in her creation. You've done a great favor to the world.

[fangfaceandrea]

bwahahahahahaha I just love this.

Mary Sues all over all fandoms are glaring killing glares at Shazma for being the awesomest of all.

[gabrielleabelle]

They, too, shall eventually come to love Shazma. *nods*

[lavastar]

AHAHAHAHHAA.

*dies*

We really do need more lez Mary Sues...

[gabrielleabelle]

Shazma's actually bi. In chapter 3, she meets Spike and everybody finds out about her sexy history with him back when he was unchipped and more evil. Of course, they restart their torrid, lusty relationship upon her arrival in Sunnydale.

Chapter 186 would have the huge, climactic fight between the Scoobies over who Shazma loves most. In the end, Shazma, Buffy, and Spike agree to a committed threesome relationship. Unfortunately, shortly afterward, Shazma dies a heroic death while saving the world. The memorial service/mourning is shown in chapters 190-250.

[duh_i_read]

I don't know if i feel relieved or disappointed that this will never happen.

I do know that this is the funnest thing I've read in a long time.

[gabrielleabelle]

Oh, be relieved. Putting the full extent of Shazma's awesomeness in writing would inevitably lead to the ultimate destruction of the world. It's just too overwhelming to be exposed to that much Pure Perfection. That's why I had to keep this short. To spare everybody. *nods*

I do know that this is the funnest thing I've read in a long time.

Thanks! :)

[mystic_savage]

AWESOME!

[gabrielleabelle]

McAwesome! ;)

[angearia]

Name's Shazma McAwesome.

*dies*

I love you! This was fabulous!

(notice how I'm online? It's cause I got the days of internet blackout wrong. It's Saturday through Monday, instead)

[gabrielleabelle]

Yes, yes. Everybody loves me Shazma. :)

(notice how I'm online? It's cause I got the days of internet blackout wrong. It's Saturday through Monday, instead)

Ah, see, that's much better! Cause I'm gonna be busy this weekend and probably won't be on much. I approve.