I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE #1 BEST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE TOP. YOU'RE THE COLISEUM. YOU'RE THE TOP. YOU'RE THE LOUVRE MUSEUM. YOU'RE A MELODY FROM A SYMPHONY BY STRAUSS. YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE SONNET YOU'RE A BENDEL BONNET YOU'RE MICKY MOUSE.
Oh god and you're wooing me with adorable dancing peacock spiders and missing little girls. I love you so much sometimes it is like a physical thing. Everything about you is wonderful and I'm really not just saying that, I've done an extensive study, it's true, I have the graphs to prove it. I'm counting your existence as a birthday present to me from the universe and it's the best thing I've ever been given.
Claire in the world like a neutrino.
THAT EXPLAINS WHY THEY WENT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT THAT ONE TIME.
Claire may have made us all up.
I just wish she hadn't got quite so carried away when she started imaging the pacific ocean. <3
YOU, MY DONALD DUCKgabby_silangOctober 9 2011, 05:37:38 UTC
NO LIE, at first it was gonna just be an impenetrable ramble about how Claire hijacked a neutrino from CERN to go rollicking around at faster-than-light, but then I was all UGH, DIALOG AND STUFF.
DID YOU KNOW that this Christmas I'll be only THREE HOURS OFF YOUR TIME ZONE?? Pathetically, this excites me. I can be like "good morning!" and it'll ACTUALLY BE MORNING. There will be other waters and landmasses to curse, but still. MORNINGS. IDEK WHAT I WILL DO WITH MYSELF.
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I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE #1 BEST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE TOP. YOU'RE THE COLISEUM. YOU'RE THE TOP. YOU'RE THE LOUVRE MUSEUM. YOU'RE A MELODY FROM A SYMPHONY BY STRAUSS. YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE SONNET YOU'RE A BENDEL BONNET YOU'RE MICKY MOUSE.
Oh god and you're wooing me with adorable dancing peacock spiders and missing little girls. I love you so much sometimes it is like a physical thing. Everything about you is wonderful and I'm really not just saying that, I've done an extensive study, it's true, I have the graphs to prove it. I'm counting your existence as a birthday present to me from the universe and it's the best thing I've ever been given.
Claire in the world like a neutrino.
THAT EXPLAINS WHY THEY WENT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT THAT ONE TIME.
Claire may have made us all up.
I just wish she hadn't got quite so carried away when she started imaging the pacific ocean. <3
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DID YOU KNOW that this Christmas I'll be only THREE HOURS OFF YOUR TIME ZONE?? Pathetically, this excites me. I can be like "good morning!" and it'll ACTUALLY BE MORNING. There will be other waters and landmasses to curse, but still. MORNINGS. IDEK WHAT I WILL DO WITH MYSELF.
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