Again in response to Rachel, and an unreasonable homework assignment

[gabbiana]

So there, dear. *I* get to battle *Paris Hilton,* and you are stuck battling your *true love.* (Also, I achieve world peace.)

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[byelka58]

Man, and 3% more heroic, too.

Let's not go assuming I have a thing for Orlando Bloom. (I'm not Spiderman, after all; I'm allowed to have enemies that aren't also my true love, or my best fried, or my true love's best friend or something equally angsty.) Sure, he plays a mean Legolas, but is he trilingual? Is he Ondrej? He is not.

That's right: I insist on holding my film stars to unreasonable standards. Perhaps it is not surprising that I don't see much mere-mortal action.