A fellow coworker invites me to her Día de los Muertos party. Olé! This is a nice girl; young, hip, full of pip and vinegar. I had previously had drinks with her and her boyfriend. Just swell people
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Also, remember in that movie she meets Jay Mohr and at first doesn't like him... you didn't happen to get your picture taken WITH any of those guys, because if so maybe they will save some kid (or something) from a fire and you will lie and say they are your boyfriend and then you will fall in love. Actually, the dinner party sounds more like the one in Bridget Jones's diary. That's a better analogy I think, that way you have a fling with Hugh Grant as opposed to Mr. Bacon and end up with Colin Firth instead of Jay who basically fell off the face of the earth except for that stupid Pay It Forward Movie. Did the vibrator grannie have teeth? Please say no.
You are very astute. The vibrator granny in fact, did NOT have teeth. She did however have a short blue sequined dress, mardi gras beads, AND plastic high heels that lit up in the back when she walked.
Oh Gorsh Megan. That sounds HORRIBLE. I'm glad you wrote though. I got a good chuckle out of your misfortune.
This is why I never tell people if I'm single or not. Although... people at my work know, but I think they get the idea I don't want to be set up, cuz they always try to set up this one guy, but never me. Maybe they just think I'm too hopeless to date anyone :)
picture perfect is brilliant. i had a dream about you the other night in india. you werent in india. we were at some party. but you had gone jogging first. it was strange. i am back but dont have anyones number anymore. if you are desperate please call me. i know i am for your attention.
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i wish you wrote more. you write funny! miss you
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Actually, the dinner party sounds more like the one in Bridget Jones's diary. That's a better analogy I think, that way you have a fling with Hugh Grant as opposed to Mr. Bacon and end up with Colin Firth instead of Jay who basically fell off the face of the earth except for that stupid Pay It Forward Movie. Did the vibrator grannie have teeth? Please say no.
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This is why I never tell people if I'm single or not. Although... people at my work know, but I think they get the idea I don't want to be set up, cuz they always try to set up this one guy, but never me. Maybe they just think I'm too hopeless to date anyone :)
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