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[g_quagmire]

I want to a Renaissance fair this weekend with my buddies.  My friend Peter was actually a jouster for a short while between jobs.  It was a pretty good time.  I tell ya, the best thing about the middle ages had to be women's attire.  The way their dresses are designed could make a guy look like he had a nice rack.  Of course, that can lead to

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[grubermeister]

You are way too obsessed with pornography. You're almost as bad as my brother! No, who am I kidding. You're way worse!

[Lock]

Could you give me some advice on girls? I kind of like one, but I don't think I'm her type. And my brother says she's out of my league.

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[g_quagmire]

Who was talking about porn? That's real life, buddy.

[Lock]

No woman's out of your league if you're confident enough in yourself. There's only one truth when it comes to deal with the women. They're all different. Some want to be treated like queens, some want to be treated like dirt. What's this chick like?

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[cloneofarc]

Well. That's disgusting. And now you've probably got the black plague.

[g_quagmire]

Don't think so...all my shots should be up to date.

[cloneofarc]

If anything looks like Tommy Lee's bedsheets, I can almost guarantee you there's some undiscovered diseases living there.

[g_quagmire]

Oh well...if so, I call dibs on naming it.

[industrial_pink]

Just cus an old woman wears a corset doesn't make her hot.

[g_quagmire]

Well a lot goes into making a chick "hot". Corsets just help in the rack department.

[croozin]

Women actually go to those things? I always thought the only people that went were nerds. The kind that like to dress up and play "battle the goblin" or "save the elf princess" or whatever the heck they call it now.

There's a couple of them here. They wear their costumes to the grocery store and to be honest, it's a bit little weird.

((OOC: Here. I feel like sharing this song. http://www.sendspace.com/file/cy5s1x))

[g_quagmire]

I don't think these chicks were actually into that kinda thing. They're paid to walk around and talk funny and attract more people. The same reason you put a hot chick next to a car...visual association.

[monarch_the]

You actually make sex sound undesirable.

[g_quagmire]

To each his own.