Ugh.

Apr 26, 2006 14:49

I read Mark Morford's latest column this morning. In there he talks about the Cottonelle Toilet Paper FAQ. Yup, that's right, answers to "frequently asked questions" about stuff you use to wipe your butt ( Read more... )

conservation, people suck

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drangnon April 26 2006, 22:10:10 UTC
If you can't figure out how to use it, you probably don't deserve to live.

hahahaha! or you deserve the nickname, "poopy-butt"!!!

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savia April 27 2006, 01:57:05 UTC
You could dispense with toilet paper altogether and do it Indian-style. Meaning, a large bucket of water with a large ladel, which is used to wash yourself sans paper.

Of course, that works much better when you live in a hot climate and don't wear panties.

Anyway, there are alternatives, but yeah, I hear you. I wish that all paper products were required to have some amount of recycled materials. Of course, I also wish recycling were mandatory. So much waste!

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g_na April 27 2006, 05:07:27 UTC
You could dispense with toilet paper altogether and do it Indian-style.

Well, there is something to be said for tp eliminating moisture and, uh, bits that won't easily wash away. But I suppose Indian-style is better than using one's hand.

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savia April 27 2006, 07:15:50 UTC
Oh, no, you use your hand.

You take the ladle in your right hand, reach around back, while you reach your left hand under you, then pour the water into your left hand and splash it around until you're clean.

Understand why Indians have a taboo about eating or doing anything sacred or anything like that with the left hand?

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davel_jonez April 27 2006, 04:10:50 UTC
Fine, but don't come crying to me when that ass-sandpaper gives you the piles.

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fxl April 27 2006, 04:38:54 UTC
I dont need toilet paper. I have cats.

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g_na April 27 2006, 05:08:32 UTC
Eek. That has just put a horrible image into my head :P

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