You could dispense with toilet paper altogether and do it Indian-style. Meaning, a large bucket of water with a large ladel, which is used to wash yourself sans paper.
Of course, that works much better when you live in a hot climate and don't wear panties.
Anyway, there are alternatives, but yeah, I hear you. I wish that all paper products were required to have some amount of recycled materials. Of course, I also wish recycling were mandatory. So much waste!
You could dispense with toilet paper altogether and do it Indian-style.
Well, there is something to be said for tp eliminating moisture and, uh, bits that won't easily wash away. But I suppose Indian-style is better than using one's hand.
You take the ladle in your right hand, reach around back, while you reach your left hand under you, then pour the water into your left hand and splash it around until you're clean.
Understand why Indians have a taboo about eating or doing anything sacred or anything like that with the left hand?
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Of course, that works much better when you live in a hot climate and don't wear panties.
Anyway, there are alternatives, but yeah, I hear you. I wish that all paper products were required to have some amount of recycled materials. Of course, I also wish recycling were mandatory. So much waste!
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Well, there is something to be said for tp eliminating moisture and, uh, bits that won't easily wash away. But I suppose Indian-style is better than using one's hand.
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You take the ladle in your right hand, reach around back, while you reach your left hand under you, then pour the water into your left hand and splash it around until you're clean.
Understand why Indians have a taboo about eating or doing anything sacred or anything like that with the left hand?
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