Today is the day I pay the long-lost ferret my due glyciforendom of my meticulous whatever

[g_hippo_alex]

As a result of making lucas_the_locust answer my four seriously fucked up questions, I'll have to comply with his every rule. He stole this here thing from beernotbombs

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[candiedmagnolia]

Four questions eh...

-If you could change your name to anything, what would it be and why?
-What is the average velocity of an unladen sparrow?
-Why can't I think of any good questions?
-How come you suck?

[g_hippo_alex]

-Jive McFuckyourmom
-about 47
-because the word "question" is too broad for the human mind to specify with within time limits of around 20 minutes.
-because I let slip an opportunity to hit homebase by falling asleep and getting drunk.

[candiedmagnolia]

-Not "Robin McCradle" or "Freshman McSophomore"?!
-Oh.
-Judges? DING DING DING!
-Ooooooohhhh burnzing.