No Sex and Body Hair, correlations and commonality therein

[g_ather]

I thought you might like to get an update on my sex life. OK so there still really isn't one. But it turns out this is actually a noble sacrifice I am making for the sake of ladies. The problem is that I am so virile that any lady I have sex with will watch in reveries of pleasure as her womb actually instantly explodes forth with innumerable

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[ohayo_sakura]

hi oz.
i haven't seen you on LJ much these days!

I'm glad that you admire your sperm.
Be careful with those womb explosions though!

heheh rib xylophone.
i dont mind if I can see ribs.
I'd prefer ribs to rolls any day ^_^

[sour_milk_sea]

have you tried the meat rocket line?

[g_ather]

Personally no. Dom says he has only used it once, but it yielded good results.

PS. how's it hanging?

[philgone]

If I was a lady I would let you heck of explode my womb. For science.

Thank you!

[g_ather]

Your recent posts about beards have become popular reading amongst my labmates, who have beards. The posts are partially responsible for the beard angst I was demonstrating in this entry. But still I would not wish a single word of them different. They were awesome.

[tancred]

I trust you've seen the Molvanian 2004 Eurovision entry?

Hey baby, ride with me away.
We doesn't have much time.
My blue jeans is tight,
So on to my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love,
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars above.

[g_ather]

I had not, but now I have, and my life is much more excellent. Except the pick up line I mentioned above is apparently actually real!

[osborg]

Hooray, you're writing again! I also listened to the Orb today

[g_ather]

Are you actually turning into me?