I think that Lock Stock line (that also serves as your ringtone) is the perfect opening to this apology.
"What the fucking fuck fuckity fuck....."
God, do I feel like a shmuck. If they gave a medal to the ultimate douchebag at the moment, it would be me. I forgot your birthday! I had it on my calendar and all that. I made stickie notes to call you, and yet, to no avail. I had actually been meaning to call you all day, and while I can sit here and fire an arsenal of excuses as to why I didn't, the lapse is nonetheless not a justafiable one. Just promise me that you won't go all Molly Ringwald on me. I owe you big, this I know. I hope you had an amazing birthday and partied like no other.
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"What the fucking fuck fuckity fuck....."
God, do I feel like a shmuck. If they gave a medal to the ultimate douchebag at the moment, it would be me. I forgot your birthday! I had it on my calendar and all that. I made stickie notes to call you, and yet, to no avail. I had actually been meaning to call you all day, and while I can sit here and fire an arsenal of excuses as to why I didn't, the lapse is nonetheless not a justafiable one. Just promise me that you won't go all Molly Ringwald on me. I owe you big, this I know. I hope you had an amazing birthday and partied like no other.
Love always
Ryan
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do you have any music by the Cramps? i gotta try some.
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