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Lessons of a Deli Worker
Turkey meats do not respond well to negative reinforcement. However, they cave quite well to peer pressure and the need to conform. If all the "cool" meats are staying in convenient three ounce servings, turkey meats will follow ( Read more... ) -
Yay, news!
When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut ( Read more... ) -
Who the shit was I?
I have forgotten both the "I'm a Kitty" song and dance.
I have no fucking idea what the shit I meant with the whole "I <3 excuses ( Read more... ) -
uh oh...
So...
If I do something, then I have destroyed any possibility of the existance of it's antithesis.
This is scary.
So, I will continue to not. -
Oh, AOL System Msg, you're the best!
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Hah, who am I?
I don't know if I'm scared of being alone, or scared not to be ( Read more... ) -
My own personal ABCs
A is for Apathy
I would describe it, but I’m too busy not caring
B is for Belligerence
Fuck you, too
C is for Computer
Favored media of pornography
D is for Dystopia
Life is clearly so bad that I have to blog angrily about it
E is for Electricity
Without it, my sole distractions would be masturbation and sleep
F is for FaultsThose things I ( Read more... ) -
So, like, yo.
You know what'll get red wine out of cotton?
Sex with another man. -
I want a pony
Will work for pony. -
So, I'm a temp
Go me.
Yay.
god, i'm tired.