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[lady_rinehart]

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[slackmouth]

i just wrote it

european adumb: you guys should enjoy this fresh baguette iykwim

west coast adumb: lol omg i'm so high, idk why i'm naked

east coast adumb: you guys i found a restaurant in ny that SPECIALIZES in SALAMI, lol i made a reservation for 9:35 so get dressed rn pls

west coast adumb: you need to get your mouth on this bong and chill bb

european adumb: baguette tho

east coast adumb: salami tho

west coast adumb: bong tho

all adumbs: all time zones are equally phallic omg \:'000/

[binkleywtf]

i'm so high, idk why i'm naked

this might be the best line in all of recorded language

[slackmouth]

lol \:D/

also the restaurant i had in mind is a real place, i almost went there the last time i was in ny

http://www.salumeriarosi.com/en_ny/salumeria_rosi/

my friend was like "IT'S A SALAMI BAR OMG"

idr why we didn't go, i blame her children tbh lol B/

[binkleywtf]

children aren't ready for salami, slacky

they have to maintain their innocence

[slackmouth]

you need to get your mouth on this bong and chill bb

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