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[orihara_kaoru]

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[slackmouth]

adumb: good morning

sauli: no, BAD morning adumb, look at this! >:|

adumb: wut

sauli: you didn't rinse out the juicer last night so i guess now i have to do it to make this morning's horrible liquid breakfast

adumb: oh well i'm sorry, i guess i was too busy fantasizing about a big juicy -

sauli: DON'T YOU START

adumb: - steak, fresh off the grill with a big-ass glass of wine and LIKE 50 BREAD AND BUTTERS

sauli: THIS IS MY WORST CONVERSATION FOREVER

adumb: >:|

sauli: >:|

adumb: :/

sauli: oh adumb i don't want us to fight like the angry raccoons :'/

adumb: me either D':

sauli: this is just the poisons coming out of our systems

adumb: because we need meat

sauli: STOP TALKING ABOUT MEAT

adumb: we could nom on each other a little bit instead maybe

sauli: oooh

adumb: like i could bite your shoulder for instance...

sauli: and i could bite #datass om nom nom

adumb: omg we're so good at making up

sauli: ikr unf

adumb: i love the juice fast

sauli: hrrrnnnnggg me too 8}

[slackmouth]

lol my mom had a "pet" crow when she was little

...

omg mom is that you? DDD:

lol

[slackmouth]

i would lol so much if someone found their mom in fandom randomly

[slackmouth]

idk but my vote is still for 2 pet turtles! and they can give them stupid matching names like Pinky and The Brain or Frick and Frack

[slackmouth]

for the record i love raccoons and find them to be mischievous and playful

but sauli seems to be painting them as somewhat malevolent, so i decided to run with it :3

[slackmouth]

they r but u live in maine right? and have foxes and such. city raccoons can be srs garbage can thugs. they are the size of dogs and extremely attitudinal and bold.

[slackmouth]

did you see the article about the giant rat found in brooklyn? *nightmares forever*

[slackmouth]

lol tbh they do that in the country too but i remember this mostly from childhood when i personally never had to deal with the garbage can aftermath and just thought it was funny /o\

oddly they are not plentiful in the area i live in now which surprises me

i have had foxes knock over the garbage cans tho >:| but i find it very difficult to stay mad at foxes :3

[slackmouth]

adumb: because we need meat

sauli: STOP TALKING ABOUT MEAT

lolol dying

and 'poisons' omg

[slackmouth]

now you're just being silly

they would never be all "YAY I WANT TO DO THIS FOR LONGER NEXT TIME" if that had been the case

[slackmouth]

DDD:

i will never write that fic

[followthesun1]

bubblebaths

[with_this_fever]

UNF

[iheart_went]

why u do dis?

Q_____

[followthesun1]

idk what came over me