Gift for Joyo by Deejay (Toys)
Title of vid: Toy Sack
Recipient: Joyo
Vidder: Deejay
Fandom: Toys
Music: Toy Sack by Bob Rivers
Summary: Toy sack, baby.
Content notes: I prefer not to give content notes (viewer proceeds at their own risk: could be anything)
Signed length: 02:35
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Lyrics
"Toy Sack"
by Bob Rivers ("More Twisted Christmas")
If you look up in the sky
On the night before Christmas
There’s a big fat guy with a toy sack
Toy sack, yeah, yeah
It’s squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day
A million Barbie dolls packed away
Boxed up in a sack on a sleigh
That jingle bell parka is as big as a whale
They put everything into the toy sack
They shove in a Chrysler and a TV from Sony
So, hurry up and pack that Shetland pony
The toy sack is a magical place
Where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack, baby
This sack’s heavy!
Toy sack
Break Santa’s back
Call a chiropractor
To crack Santa’s back
Luggin' and a'tuggin'
Huffin' and a'puffin'
Reachin’ in the bag
And there’s an Easy-Bake Oven
Now, back up the chimney
Yeah, it’s straining Santa’s jimmies
That sack’s not skinny
But every year he lugs it
Around and around and around and around
Reindeer, reindeer hoofin’
Ain’t no time for goofin', baby
Elves lining up to pack toys for your town
Bag is always movin'
Somethin’s in there poopin’, baby
Puppies in the sack
There’s puppies in the sack!
The toy sack is a magical place
Where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack, baby
A toy sack, baby
Have a what?!
Merry Christmas!
Toy sack
Santa’s toy sack
Toy sack
Santa’s toy sack
Have a Merry Christmas
That’s a lot of presents in the toy sack
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