*hugs.* Not much to say here, other than that people love you, myself very much included, nobody thinks you're pathetic, and that if theres anything I can do to help you out with all this stressfull shit, let me know. -Lots of love, Rachel, Queen of Commas
*is hugged* Not much to say here either, other than that I'm a moron who should get the fuck over it, don't worry about me, and I swear to god, I'll fix this soon. -Lots of love, Emma, King of Fail.
Dear Emma, King of Fail, Duke of Pwnage, and Knight of the Order of The Flock, I hereby cordially state my regret over the behavior of the Hannah, leader of the Barbarian tribes. As our territories overlap so much, I will be sending a scout over to the Barbarians to explain my displeasure at their recent acts of violence upon the King. If this fails and my wherabouts become unknown, understand that I have made an effort with the hordes and may have been taken hostage. This is a risk I am willing to take. On another note, I wish you the best of luck with doing whatever is nescessary to make your current situation more bearable. I would like to request a private meeting with you at such time that there are not spies breathing down our necks constantly. Yours truly with the greatest of affection, Rachel, Queen of Commas.
Dearest Rachel, Queen of Commas, Lady of Linsangs, and Knight of the Order of The Flock, I hereby cordially state my acceptance of the incident as hormones, and pray you are returned safely to your own territory as quickly as possible to prevent fits of violence and perhaps war against the Barbarians. They are such a small people, I fear my retaliation for such an atrocity may be... overzealous. I would so hate to see an entire people wiped out for the acts of a single leader. On another note, I have dealt with the situation, kicked it's ass, and am happy to report that the flood of complaints shall cease in short order. It is to my knowledge that this Sunday shall provide an appropriate occasion to gather, as the local jester troupe has elected to perform an act of theater which they have entitled 'Bare'. It has received highest reviews from the court, and I am yet without an escort to said event. Yours truly and with the greatest of affection, Emma, King of Fail.
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Not much to say here, other than that people love you, myself very much included, nobody thinks you're pathetic, and that if theres anything I can do to help you out with all this stressfull shit, let me know.
-Lots of love,
Rachel, Queen of Commas
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Not much to say here either, other than that I'm a moron who should get the fuck over it, don't worry about me, and I swear to god, I'll fix this soon.
-Lots of love,
Emma, King of Fail.
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I hereby cordially state my regret over the behavior of the Hannah, leader of the Barbarian tribes. As our territories overlap so much, I will be sending a scout over to the Barbarians to explain my displeasure at their recent acts of violence upon the King. If this fails and my wherabouts become unknown, understand that I have made an effort with the hordes and may have been taken hostage. This is a risk I am willing to take.
On another note, I wish you the best of luck with doing whatever is nescessary to make your current situation more bearable.
I would like to request a private meeting with you at such time that there are not spies breathing down our necks constantly.
Yours truly with the greatest of affection,
Rachel, Queen of Commas.
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I hereby cordially state my acceptance of the incident as hormones, and pray you are returned safely to your own territory as quickly as possible to prevent fits of violence and perhaps war against the Barbarians. They are such a small people, I fear my retaliation for such an atrocity may be... overzealous. I would so hate to see an entire people wiped out for the acts of a single leader.
On another note, I have dealt with the situation, kicked it's ass, and am happy to report that the flood of complaints shall cease in short order.
It is to my knowledge that this Sunday shall provide an appropriate occasion to gather, as the local jester troupe has elected to perform an act of theater which they have entitled 'Bare'. It has received highest reviews from the court, and I am yet without an escort to said event.
Yours truly and with the greatest of affection,
Emma, King of Fail.
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