suck it and see.

[futurebruises]

title: suck it and see
author: futurebruises
pairing: krisyeol
rating: nc-17
length: 2200w, oneshot
genre: crack, smut, humor, rock star au
summary: kris convinces chanyeol to suck his dick when he insists it's something straight guys do in canada all the time. prequel to nature.
author's note: i didn't think i'd ever get around to filling this but i got a nice

Comments

[rebel_kai]

ahahahahahahaha /dead/ wow kris really XDDDDDDDDDDD poor chanyeol got fooled by kris XDDDD

[futurebruises]

hahaha yeah drunk chanyeol is a strange little fucker but we love him anyway
thanks for reading!

[shanghaigirl01]

“Nooooo, you’re trying to turn me gay. Jon’dae’s tried before! You can’t! I am straight! I am hetreo… hero… heretofore… heterosexy… sexual…”

THAT LINE PMSL

“Dude… I don’t even know how… how do you… dick…”

HOW DO YOU DICK OMG I AM CHOKING

AND THE WHOLE CANADIAN THING I JUST

idk i just find everything about this hilarious and i need to keep a straight face bc supposed to be studying but lmao.
fantastic job.

[futurebruises]

OTL go study love but thank you so much ; u;
i'm glad you enjoyed it!

[futurebruises]

indeed, indeed~ thanks for reading!
and i really wanna write chenyeol ugggh school is dumb :c

[phoenixlights]

i already cracking up by the first sentence "kris convinces chanyeol to suck his dick when he insists it's something straight guys do in canada all the time" this is very brilliant and few hours ago i was thinking that it would be nice if someone made a fic based on arabella while i was listening to it like some rock star au and somehow i found this fic and i saw the music was this song and urgh it's just - how could it be - urgh i just---- thank you so much for making this !!!

[futurebruises]

why thank you~ ahaha that prompt just demanded to be filled. and ah omg yeah i'm so tempted to continue this au with other pairings and i've actually been intending to write something off of arabella because that song is stuck in my head all the time and the lyrics are so great orz i'll probably write it if i can get my grades up lol ANYWAY thank you so much for reading and enjoying!

[nestababe]

omfg yes! yeol an drdinkign! kerhdjsxc