I was taking a shower this morning, and like I always do, I read the labels on the unfamiliar products while I was wasting hot water and making it impossible for anyone else in the house to participate in the same activity within 30 minutes of me. What I found disturbing was the first ingredient on my brother's soap box (God knows what he has a ( Read more... )

Post 5 WEIRD and RANDOM facts about yourself, then at the end of the list the names of 5 people who are next in line to do this. Also leave a comment on their lj to let them know ( Read more... )

I'm like Napoleon Dynamite's grandmother. I have a broken coccyx. It hurts.

Today was a great day for three reasons ( Read more... )

I feel like Klinger trying to get out of the Army, only my excuses are real ( Read more... )

There are some things I just can't handle, or even control. This week will be full of them.

Two questions plague me at the moment ( Read more... )

This week was great. 4 statistics projects and a paper. I survived, barely. And then I watched a ton of TV. Good thing I like statistics, because otherwise, writing that paper would have been excruciating. (PS, if anyone wants to know about the causes of jealousy, let me know - I just BSed 7 pages about it.) And, obviously, you can tell I'm ( Read more... )

I looked out on the parking lot today, and saw the sun glittering off the multiple cars... and the thought struck me, that if I ever buy another vehicled, it will be a monster truck, and then I can park wherever I want. (As long as I have really good insurance, I could probably make the whole parking lot my own personal parking space ( Read more... )

ok, so I'm bad at updates. But I have a really good excuse: when I sit down to update, nothing comes out ( Read more... )