PLEASE. NOTE.
I SWEAR THIS WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
*Yes I speak English.
*All stated prices are in SGD. USD accepted only through Paypal, Yen only through Mitsui-Sumitomo bank transfer. Email me for conversion rates. Buyer will also have to bear all transaction costs (3.9% + US$0.30).
*Prices are not inclusive of postage/shipping.
*I will not be responsible for any damage or loss should you opt for normal mail. Never in my 500 years of shopping online has this ever happened to me though, so don't worry your panties off.
*Bank transfers only if you live in Singapore or Japan! Payment by POSB/DBS IB or ATM transfer, or Mitsui-Sumitomo Bank ATM transfer preferred; concealed cash at your own risk kthx.
*Meet ups only at my convenience, i.e. Bt Panjang/CCK area, or Clementi/Kent Ridge/Pasir Panjang. Town/The East/Siberia might be possible if you feed me first.
*I ship worldwide. Overseas buyers to pay by TT, registered concealed cash (at own risk), or Paypal (no credit cards) and bear all shipping costs. Unless you are Cristiano Ronaldo, or Wentworth Miller. Or Satan.
*Prices are negotiable heh heh. Yes, I am that wonderful. Note though, that kuku suggestions will be smote. Note also, that if you haggle like shit and then YOU BLOODY BACK OUT AFTER THAT, my werewolf will eat your toes.
*I have a werewolf.
*I'm usually open to trades if you're not a major bitchpigface, and if you've got good stuff, like weed or many potatoes. For specifics, refer to my looking post.
*For swappers with no feedback, I'll only ship my end after I receive yours. I DO NOT TRUST YOU EARTHLINGS
*You may not believe this but I do reserves. Just be brave and ask.
*Item goes to buyer who confirms and pays first with the highest offer. Holds will be entertained only if there are no competing offers.
*For items without measurements, they all fit me unless otherwise stated. I'm a UK 6-8 for tops, UK 8 for bottoms, true US 4, EU 36. UK 5-6/US 8/EU 38/JP L for footwear. I am 1.72M/5 ft 8 tall, all skirts on sale do not expose my panties, all bodysuits and rompers sold do not give me wedgies.
*Please understand that I don't have pictures worn for most of the items because I am green and hirsute.
*Please ask me for close ups. I have 504923891028 pictures of every item.
*Do not hesitate to ask me everybloodything you need to know about your item(s) of interest before purchase. PLEASE. JUST. ASK. Because although I entertain requests for returns/refunds (within reason) I will also make sure you fall into a dung pit after that.
*Vintage items are not brand new and might come with defects. Durr.
*Dead buyers are really not funny.
*Scammers, I hope you all die a million painful deaths. ^0^V
*Please let me know if you're no longer interested in my item, or bad things will happen to your face.
*If you're on THIS LIST, burn yourself at stake now, thanks!
*I am really a nice person so please stop shitting in your panties.
*I am sorry for using the word "panties" thrice in this list.
*Anycrap else, please email me at futtock.futtock.futtock.futtock@gmail.com or futt_ock@yahoo.co.uk. Thank you.
(*DO NOT add me to your gayass mailing lists. I am not interested in anything I did not sign up on my own accord for. You will be added to my blacklist and the world will mock you.)
AND THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
1. You click the links in brackets (i.e. the LJ cuts) under each picture of beautiful skinny men. I am really not a sociopath, kay.
2. The links will take you to my respective sales posts - each post has (mostly) different items.
3. You wait for the pictures to load.
4. You leave a comment by clicking "Post a comment".
5. Or, email me.
6. You wait for my response.
Should you find any of the above beyond comprehension, you may be an amoeba. The Internet is not for you.
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