010 // video/action for EVERYONE WHOO [fourth wall]

[futariniousama]

[ The feed comes on, but the only thing visible is purple. As the cameraperson backs away, the blur of colour resolves itself into a charming feline.

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[ oh my god those are so adorable, Akaya forgives Niou for everything ever just let him play with the kittens. ]

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[futariniousama]

[ dude, Niou doesn't even remember he's supposed to be a dick to you right now.

oh, look, there's a kitten climbing over your foot. ]

[attrites]

[ and that kitten is going to get cuddled practically to death. ]

These are toooooo cuuuuute - !

[futariniousama]

Jesus Christ, aren't they?

[ Niou picks up one in each hand and deposits them on Akaya's shoulders to watch them climb over his head. ]

[restardom]

[ do not ask why Rise is here. Chances are Rise couldn't tell you.

But you know, screw logic and the forces of chaos that have been tampering with her.

A lot.

THERE ARE KITTENS and where there are kittens, there are pigtailed idols who must admire them. ]

You're a kitten magnet, aren't you?

[futariniousama]

Apparently a chick magnet, too.

[ Niou tips his head back to grin up at her from the ground, a kitten making its way up his chest. ]

[restardom]

Nah, those are the cats.

[ she's got to grin back as she moves her hands to rest on her knees for a better look, because just the sight of a teenage boy covered in kittens is enough to make anyone's heart grow three sizes too large. ]

[futariniousama]

You wound me.

[ He doesn't really look wounded, though. After a moment, he scoops up a tiny kitten and holds it up to her. It's small enough, and his hand is large enough, that it fits comfortably in his palm. ]

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[adieuing]

[Oh, well, if Niou's busy drowning in kittens, then it's entirely possible that he might miss the familiar face that is lingering nearby and watching the spectacle with a touch of amusement. (And coincidentally, accompanied by a purple cat of his own.) Perfectly understandable, though; 'cute and fuzzy' does still retain a certain edge over onlookers. Even ones that have been conspicuously absent for five months.

So he's just watching for the moment, entertained by the scene. Drowning in kittens. What a way to go.]

[futariniousama]

[ Niou gathers up three of the kittens and zips them into his jacket, placing kisses on their faces whenever they get high enough on his chest to reach.

And no, he doesn't notice Yagyuu right away, but the suspicious-looking Purrloin does. It makes its way over to his feet in a manner that can only be appropriately described as 'oozing,' and covers his shoes when it suddenly turns to an amorphous puddle. ]

[adieuing]

[The oozing is the first signal that perhaps this Purrloin is not all it appears to be; however, even that recognition doesn't quite prepare Yagyuu for the experience of having his shoes abruptly covered in purple...goo. Instinct wins out and he takes an involuntary step back, being careful not to crush the puddle underfoot as he slides back out of its way.

He's not the gamer that some of the members of his team are, so it takes him a few seconds before the pieces click into place. A Ditto, clearly. And an apparently friendly one, at that. A quick glance down at his Espeon confirms that it doesn't seem particularly ruffled by the Ditto's proximity, either.

So he crouches down slightly, the way one might when talking to a child or a pet, and examines it with a faint smile.]

Ah, hello. You're quite friendly, aren't you?

[futariniousama]

[ That voice-

Niou gives his lapful of kittens a somewhat perturbed look. Seriously, he must just be imagining things, because there's no way....

But a glance over his shoulder confirms it: there he is, examining the Ditto with his usual composure. Yagyuu.

He grins before he can stop himself, but he's quick to find an excuse. ]

Aww, look at that pretty baby.

[ He stretches out along the ground and beckons the Espeon, watching out of the corner of his eye as the Ditto resolves into an Espeon, itself, and sniffs at Yagyuu's hand. ]

[notacopycat]

[ ....did you say drowning in kittens?

Here, have another one to drown in. ]

meow meow meow~

[futariniousama]

[ more kittens are always welcome. Niou lies back along the ground from where he was sitting and stares at the new arrival. ]

Hey there, cutie.

[notacopycat]

[ aww, you look so friendly! Chi is going to come over and rub hello against you. ]

meow meow!